Saturday, September 01, 2007
All spiders, all the time
1. The news that there are social spiders in Texas building multi-acre webs reminds me how glad I am to live in the Great White North, where our spiders are anti-social and reclusive. Unfortunately, they are reclusive in my basement.
2. We had our furnace cleaned yesterday. I told Bob the Furnace Guy that our furnace had been making funny "whump" noises last spring. He investigated and discovered that we had, and I am not making this up, spiderwebs in our orifices. Which orifices he was referring to wasn't clear, but he successfully cleaned them out and now our furnace is quiet and we have some fresh dialog to inspire a very bad porno.