Better living through chemistry
Did Barry Bonds take illegal performance-enhancing drugs? Of course he did. Was he an MVP player before he started to bulk up? Well, yeah, which makes me wonder what prompted him to go after Aaron's record with such single-minded purpose. If you're willing to sacrifice your body and your reputation, you too can achieve ultimate success in one narrow part of your job!

The most entertaining part has been noting how many people out there cannot spell "asterisk". It's asterISK, guys, not asterick.

Please retire, Barry, so we can stop having to hear that squeaky voice coming out of that giant head, and A-Rod or Junior can break your record*.
- posted by Diane @ 11:00 AM