Sea legs
So, we just got home from a four-day cruise (Royal Caribbean, Enchantment of the Seas) from Ft. Lauderdale to Key West to Cozumel and back. I have much to say but am too tired to write it now. However, wanted to get this down, courtesy of our cruise director:
A frog walks into a bank and goes to talk to one of the loan officers. The frog's name is Frog Jagger; the loan officer is Patty Whack. "I would like to apply for a loan," says the frog.
The officer looks doubtful. "We don't usually lend money to frogs."
"The bank manager will say yes; he knows who I am," the frog says confidently.
"Well, okay, what do you have for collateral?" says the officer.
The frog pulls out a little ceramic pig and hands it to her. She walks into the bank manager's office. "Sir, there's a frog here who wants a loan, and he gave me this for collateral. What is it?"
The bank manager answers, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

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Well, it was funnier live. :)
- posted by Diane @ 4:58 PM