"Hi, my name is Diane, and I am a Houseplant Addict."
Take this test to see if you are a Houseplant Addict!
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Scoring:
0 = Congratulations! You are not a Houseplant Addict. You lead a bland life filled with unrewarding activities. Your friends tease you about your "brown thumb." You hire people to do your gardening. Prognosis: You will lead a long, healthy life watching your artificial ivy collect dust. 1-3
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You are beginning to show signs of Houseplant Addiction. You spend an
hour
at the store choosing the one perfect plant to take home with you. You
have
a small plant stand for displaying your plants. You are learning how to
force bulbs.
4-7
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You are a borderline Houseplant Addict. You have installed hanging
planters
because your home is running out of surface area. The words "plant
sale"
cause your heart rate to increase. You know the difference between
vermiculite
and perlite, and you've set aside a place in your home that is strictly
devoted to transplanting. You have purchased your first bonsai.
8-10
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You are a certified Houseplant Addict. You pretend that your
philodendrons
are competing in a "longest vine" race. You have a favorite brand of
potting
soil. You took pictures when your spider plant had its first babies.
You
build custom wall-sized plant stands to replace most of your furniture.
You decorate your plants for the holidays.
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